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ON SALE!. Eat a D*ck. Funny Greeting Card. Snarky Birthday Card. Mean Greeting Card.

ON SALE!. Eat a D*ck. Funny Greeting Card. Snarky Birthday Card. Mean Greeting Card.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, ink, envelope
  • Favorited by: 623 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–3 business days.
From Fullerton, CA
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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Description

Mature Funny Card. Funny Greeting Card. Snarky Birthday Card. Mean Greeting Card.

P.S. Eat a dick.

• Blank inside
• Printed on recycled cover stock
• Sized A2 (5.5 x 4.5)
• Coordinating envelope (envelope color is based on availability)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 30 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 45 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

FAQs

You bet your sweet ass we do! Our minimum opening order is $125.00 with $75.00 reorders. Email us your store name & address to [email protected] and we'll get you started.
Fuck yeah! Please leave your sentiment in the "notes to seller" portion of your order, we'll then handwrite your message & ship it off! Full disclosure: My handwriting is shit.

*As our cards are printed by the hundreds, we are unable to digitally print your message.
We're terribly sorry, but as our cards are printed by the hundreds, we're unable to make any changes to the design or text.
Priority Mail shipping is available at checkout for US addresses and generally takes 2-3 business days for arrival (not guaranteed).
In order to keep shipping costs low, 1-3 greeting cards are shipped without tracking. If you prefer to have your cards shipped with tracking, it is available at checkout for US addresses. All other items include tracking.

sweetperversion made this item with help from

  • Digital Printer, San Jose, CA
sweetperversion made this item with help from:
  • Digital Printer, San Jose, CA

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