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Funny Valentine Card - I love you and your farts greeting card *UPDATED*

Funny Valentine Card - I love you and your farts greeting card *UPDATED*

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Bright White, 110 lb Cover, Cover Stock, Acid Free, Satin, Smooth, Green E Certified, Wind Power, 70 lb Envelope, Baronial Envelope, Quality, Original, Mohawk
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You know you've found the right person when you can tolerate their flatulence (or vice versa). Take your love, and let it rip!

*All cards are blank inside!

Artwork is printed on Acid/Chlorine Free, Green-e Certified, Smooth, Bright White, 110 lb Cover Stock. Each card is 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" and comes with a 70 lb, Super White, 5 1/2 Baronial Envelope.

All images copyright ©Natalie Bojorquez


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International shipping can take 1-2 weeks.

We can not guarantee the above delivery times. If an order is returned to us due to an error on your part, we are happy to re-send the item, however customers are responsible for paying any fees to cover additional shipping. If the error is on our part we will reship free of charge. We understand that items do sometimes get lost in the mail, so please contact us after 3 weeks if you have not received your item & we will do our best to find a solution.