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Funny 40th birthday card; Forty is the New Fuck You; Sarcastic Snarky Birthday Card; Fortieth Birthday; Edgy Humor; Edgy Card; Turning 40

Funny 40th birthday card; Forty is the New Fuck You; Sarcastic Snarky Birthday Card; Fortieth Birthday; Edgy Humor; Edgy Card; Turning 40

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Description

Forty is the New Fuck You; Funny 40th Birthday Card; Sarcastic 40th Birthday; Unique 40th Birthday; Edgy 40th Birthday; Snarky 40th Birthday

*Image is censored for Etsy only*
*There is no actual glitter on this card*

Don't tell me what 40 is! I've got it all figured out.

This is an A2 folded card, printed on 100# bright white Neena environment card stock, 100% recycled. A2 is on the smaller side, 4.25" x 5.5", but that's what all the kids are doing nowadays. It comes with a 100% recycled A2 kraft envelope and wrapped in a clear plastic sleeve. It's blank inside, and it's shipped in a 5" x 7" envelope with a cardboard sheet so it won't bend.

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Payment is due upon purchase. If payment isn't received within 24 hrs, the item will be reposted, to look for another match out there in the world.

Returns & exchanges

If for some reason, your purchase is not what you expected it to be,
refunds can be made within 14 days of the receipt of the item. The buyer is responsible for the cost of return shipping.

Shipping policies

Items are shipped via First Class USPS mail within 1-2 business days of confirmed PayPal payment. No shipments take place on the weekends, but let me know if you need something rushed, and I will call upon the angels to request intervention.

Currently I'm not shipping overseas.


Additional policies

Many of the items here are one-of-a-kind, but if you see an older design you would like, let me know. I don't do custom orders with regards to particular sayings, phrases, or faces, because the characters in these expressive objects are very particular about what they say.

If you have any other questions please feel free to contact me.
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